a person, most commonly christian, who publicly emphasizes religious identity, particularly through symbols such as "✝️" and bible verses e.g. "Jeremiah 29:11" in their bio or username, yet frequently engages in judgmental or hateful behavior toward others in comment sections.
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A system of governance that enforces segregation through economic deprivation, administrative neglect, and the forced warehousing of divergent people, serving to protect elite wealth while increasing the societal cost for the public.
A system of governance that enforces segregation through economic deprivation, administrative neglect, and the forced warehousing of divergent people, serving to protect elite wealth while increasing the societal cost for the public.
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by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009
Get the hump alot mug.Someone who is a minimalist musician, not in the sense of the style he produces, but in the amount of work he shows to the public. Groove Abbotts are usually very precise and perfectionists in their work, thus it is not unusual to find only one music produced and released by them after 10 years-or-so of career. They are also gurus of electronic music production, usually having worked with every DAW available in the market, and possibly testing betas of DAWs that will only be released years ahead. They are pretty much godlike.
Someone - "Hey do you know how to produce in Reason?"
Groove Abbott - "I know how to produce. Period."
Groove Abbott - "I know how to produce. Period."
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Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
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The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
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