Absoloute-Fuck-Hole

A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined.

Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.

Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..."

Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."

by jazz4 November 25, 2010

Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.

Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"

by Iron Swan September 11, 2013

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

EVERY APRIL 30TH ALL AROUND THE WORLD EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KILLS ONE PERSON AND ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL REWARDS EVERYONE WITH EVERYTHING THEY WISH FOR ALL YEAR LONG, PERFECT EVERYTHING EVEN PARTNER. MONEY, AND BETTER TECHNOLOGY AND GREATER TASTING FOOD THAN LAST YEAR, EVERYONE CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAY THAT DREAMS COME TRUE EVERY TIME THOSE WHO HONOR ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR ALWAYS FOREVERMORE, but the only place that doesnt practice this is united states of america...they probably dont even know and missing up big time because everything gets better every year even the cars. even stealh camo that makes you invisable. everything you want. then you have another year to think about even greater stuff and ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL always BLESS WAY MORE THAN YOU ASK FOR THOSE WHO DOES THIS THING.

THE GREAT DAY OF ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AGAIN!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 24, 2022

Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.

Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.

by editiorial editor November 4, 2009

Absolute unit

A term used to describe absolute units

Absolute unit

by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018

absolut

a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

moveable non-abilities

living too far away from civilization.

he has such bad moveable non abilities

by Jeremy March 30, 2003