Alcohol

The liquid Gold that makes this S#!T life bearable.

Alcohol 🍾🍷- Noun, when a dumb ass asks? "How to look after your mental well-being in a crisis" Solution - Alcohol ~ Urban Dictionary.

by The Silicon Jaguar July 6, 2021

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Medical Alcohol

Alcohol that is consumed to treat a "medical condition" such as anxiety, difficulty sleeping, shyness, or restlessness.

I couldn't fall asleep last night so I had some medical alcohol - a few shots of vodka did the trick!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 5, 2023

Alcoholic

A narcistic asshole, who never takes the blam only gives.

Wow you never stop drinking do you? You're a Alcoholic

by PePeHaNd'S November 29, 2019

Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink

Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

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by Jared the wanking pelican July 1, 2023

Alcohol Armor

Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.

I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.

by Ultimo Gringo November 7, 2022

Alcoholic

A person that drinks way too much. (Oswaldo)

Man Oswaldo is a alcoholic

by GotYaAhhBoi July 3, 2024