one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

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one day at a time

The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.

Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

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One happymeal away from being a pedofile

One who likes girls that look so young that you think that they are illegal nubiles

Dale likes young looking girls, he is one happymeal away from being a pedofile

by definitionalist January 20, 2010

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A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

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The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

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