airplane luck

To Fuck for the whole journey on an airplane with an extremely hot chick, after a fat nigger bitch got done taking a hallucinogenic shit in the bathroom stoll... Just your luck...

" Dude I had the worst airplane luck, i was looking at her tities when the toxic fart gas went up my nose causing me to go into a seizure which caused me to cum blood all over her scarred ass " Person out of Luck
" Dude that sucks why was her ass scarred " Man # 2
" I don't know but above the scar there's a tattoo that Say's ' Don't worry it's just Daddy' "

by fuckwafflekykeslut February 23, 2009

Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman)

It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.

An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).

by GregoryLarkinRonan March 18, 2010

BUNG LUCK

Worse than "Dumb Luck", "Murphys Law","Bad Luck" etc etc.

Whenever anything CAN & DOES go wrong no matter what you do, say, don't do and whoever helps, no matter what help is given and/or available. If it's gunna stuff up, it will! That's "Bung Luck" for ya .... Awwwwww, "Bung Luck!"

by Captain Bung April 30, 2006

Leaf Luck

Someone who shouldn't have a problem doing anything that for some ungodly reason can't get it done.

The Toronto Maple Leafs score with 30 seconds left against Carolina on Nov 19th 2009, 29 seconds later Carolina scores, Leafs go on to lose the game, only explination "Leaf Luck."

by MotionBlur November 20, 2009

Cunt-luck Dinner

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.

Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012