Zoom

Zoom is a great, sexy turkey vulture who we all love. I also Kinda wish this definition would be published. Zoom also likes anime. I like anime. Hurray for anime.

Zoom you are being so cool today here is a sticker

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018

Zoom

A video meeting website that seemed to have a surge in popularity when this freaking pandemic started.

I literally had no idea Zoom was even a thing until I had to do school on it.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Zoom

most pathetic app ever created, even worse when pronounced by boomers

Boomer: We're gonna go on zOoM for class, so "SeE Ya" there!

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Zoom gloom

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom gloom is hitting me today

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021

zoom zoom

banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.

"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"

"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "

by squirrelz1010101 September 7, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

by anonymous September 20, 2022