New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.

That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

Woke

Not racist

I didn’t expect to hear something woke from him.

by jmb1111 June 6, 2019

shook, rattled and woke

the act of being shocked, upset and aware.

Our lecturer gave us another assignment , i am shook, rattled and woke.

by Matthew Gibbons April 24, 2017

fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter

Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.

by spilledtea March 7, 2018

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020