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Wicked Retahded

1. Used to reference something good or exceptional
2. Used negatively in response to the rest of the world's obsession/hatred of the Boston area accent.
3. Used to descride how your face looks after I fight you for critisizing my accent despite being unprovoked.
"That homerun Ortiz hit was wicked retahded", "Why does everyone act wicked retahded when it comes to our accent?", "Hey Mike, look what I just did to this douchebags face, he looks wicked retahded!"
by Kiva August 30, 2008
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wankers cramp

Soreness in the hand - and in particular, the wrist - brought on by excessive or inhuman levels of masturbation. Known to cause chafing and in some cases, bleeding, to the area in question.
Tom Hanks' character in Saving Private Ryan was a sufferer of Wankers cramp.
by CommieKras May 19, 2010
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wicked jucket

An extream jucket who is a self absorbed "Farm Boy" exclusively to the Pittsa-demoranville-chase heritage. Someone who speaks fluient bubblish and is found most times at the "V".
"Hey Bub", you "wicked Jucket" "You goin down the Hemlocks boy"?, osa, osa, osa!.
by Jucket king April 13, 2008
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wankendorf

a small town in north germany with the most coolest name a town could be blessed with!
i went to wankendorf via pisdorf and cunter (these are two other german towns, honest)
by murphycat August 3, 2008
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Dubstep Wanker

Often jokingly reffered to as a Dubstep-o-sexual. A young sexually frustrated man who is actually aroused by the sound of a Dubstep bass-wobble. They will typically use songs by Skrillex or Borgore as a substitute for porn.

A tell-tale sign of a dubstep wanker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female orgasm
Person 1: *hears "Ruffneck" come on the radio* "OH MY GOD... mm I fucking love this track!"

Person 2: *under his breath* "total dubstep wanker..."
by ArcadeFire10 October 23, 2011
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Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.
See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.
by Vambo September 20, 2006
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Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
by Tatteru May 18, 2009
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