by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

a name that is given to someone that does not know the meaning of it, in effort to make fun of them and piss them off at the same time.
by matt g October 2, 2004

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.
Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010

by OMGITzJustin March 9, 2011

Nah, I'm not getting sod all done today, I'm on wind down in perpetration for my holiday next week.
Or
Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"
Or
Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"
by Bucksend July 28, 2016

1) When a male touches another male, the male being touched has an orgasm and breathes deeply on the first male.
by Occult People October 16, 2010
