robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 29, 2014

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oral roberts

When two men give oral pleasure to one man. It's not just one Robert, but two Roberts.

In our gay threesome last night, we totally gave him the oral roberts.

by sarah March 27, 2005

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Robert Planted

The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.

EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.

by Roberto Planto September 29, 2014

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Robert Pattelly

When A person makes reference to Robert Pattinson and R.Kelly being romantically involved A.K.A ships them as a couple

Robert Pattelly would make a gr8 couple #couplegoals

by #yam November 11, 2018

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Robert Manion

An australian actor/singer/choreographer, most famous for his appearances in multiple Team Starkid Productions, such as ensemble in Twisted, Professor Hidgens in Tgwdlm, Ethan in Black Friday and his best part: Snarl's left paw in Firebringer. He also had notable appearences in multiple short films, such as: dibs or little vvomen. Robert has a self-titled youtube channel, he isn't that active anymore though.

He is one of the most popular Starkids at the moment and is often seen being 'babyied' by (mostly young, female) fans.

Girl 1: omg look at robert manions hips!!! i wuv him
Girl 2: i stan rob wow he-
Girl 1: look at robert he's baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by maude January 01, 2020

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