eeyore syndrome

A person that is habitually or chronically depressed, sad, melancholy, gloomy etc., for more days than not. They are over concerned with their problems, no matter how small. They tend to have a round the clock "poor me" attitude. Being around these people has a tendency to "suck the life" out of others.

Man I can't stand to be around bill now days he is a downer! Yeah he really needs to snap out of the "eeyore syndrome" that runs his life.

by nasty neal October 24, 2009

Mijo Syndrome

A condition in which a son can do no wrong and is catered to unconditionally by parents and all siblings. Usually applies to the eldest son in a Latino family

A parent conference is not necessary because he is afflicted by the "Mijo Syndrome".

by Luis Bleuze February 25, 2005

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

Nigward syndrome

When an decent black dude becomes a fucking cunt who reminds you of squidward but worse

1. Yo remember that dude Jay
2. Yeah he was a cool dude
1. Nah hes a fuckin cunt now
2. Ah so he has nigward syndrome
1.Yep

by Itsthatboi nibba bitch August 31, 2019

Refrigerator Syndrome

looking inside the refrigerator constantly even though you know its empty with no food to eat.

me: man, im so mexican i might have refrigerator syndrome
sister: we need more money

by McFlyin September 24, 2011

VIA syndrome

An acronym for Vocal iPod Amplification syndrome: A condition in which someone listening to an iPod or mp3 player tends to speak much louder than they would without earbuds on due to the fact that they believe the people they are talking to cannot hear them over "the music". Generally occurs on public transportation, as road noise contributes additional background noise.

Derek: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Jake: TAYLOR SWIFT!

Derek: ...

Jake: SORRY, I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

^The above is a good example of someone with VIA syndrome

by cerealmage2188 October 6, 2009

ABCS Syndrome

Acronym for Always Be Carrying Shit. ABCS sufferers are often seen attempting to carry entirely too much crap on their person. Affects primarily proto bag ladies and young fashionistas.

I saw Ashlee yesterday and she was carrying her giant purse, two Forever 21 shopping bags and her min pin Rascal in a tote bag. Poor thing, I think she suffers from ABCS syndrome.

by j-biz da muzak man January 28, 2013