wiener extension

an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal

She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.

In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.

by LD88 October 21, 2009

Dog wiener

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)

"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"

by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

wiener pilled

the act of having wiener on your mind and having a hog in your trousers

Emma keeps talking about her meat, she sure is wiener pilled.

by corndle April 14, 2021

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

Wiener Slinger

Verb. Someone who slings their weiner into anything.

Debbie: OMG! Did you hear about Cody and Sarah?
Cassidy: Ewe! Sarah is so nasty!
Debbie: I know Cody is such a wiener slinger.

by Marty Sue January 23, 2014

wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016