Weatherman

Someone you beat on a regular basis.

I'm gonna have to beat the weatherman.

by Sniffingmonster July 20, 2009

weather bomb

Used by the media in New Zealand to over sensationalize bad weather

A weather bomb was dropped on Auckland causing mayhem as people are forced to wear rain jackets.

by Adam 'Gobais' Muzza September 25, 2008

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

by Joe 312 August 20, 2014

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.

Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).

by JPJiggly January 3, 2008

wethersfield

A boring town near Hartford CT. Besides it's few perks, everyone who lives there looks inbred. You'll be lucky to go to a party with any kind of liquor besides Dubra, because that's all these cheap scums can afford.

Person 1: What are your New Years Eve plans?
Person 2: I'm going to a party with some ugly whores and lots of Dubra.
Person 1: You must be from Wethersfield

by JNuggZ December 30, 2013

Wetter

A wetter is a lonely, sad and disgusting human. He/She will never amount to anything in their meaningless life; to put it simply, a wetter is a nobody.

Oh yeah that Paul? He's such a wetter, plus he's a ginger so double baggage for him!

by emofag229 July 6, 2016