Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010

Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it

"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"

by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017

risky wank

The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.

"Risky wank"

Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.

Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.

by Littleonebigfun December 26, 2013

Horlicks Wank

The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.

Horlicks Wank

by upton32 February 24, 2011

wank mirage

When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.

"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"

by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008

Wank-mates

Male, female or mixed sex couples/groups who meet to masturbate socially.

A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.

Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.

Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.

Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

wanking around

Same definition as (fuck around) meaning doing something with no goal or reason.

what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).

Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).

by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018