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Walking Wanker

Typically an individual, who walks on the street, who looks like an outright wanker.
A wanker being, a person who "wanks" (masturbates). Which in essence, includes everyone.

Some deviants may include: Wanka, Vanka, Wanko, Wenka, Wonka, Wnkah, 'anka, 'nkerrr, and etc.
A white pretentious tourist wanker walks down the sidewalk of a rural ghetto village in the Exotic slums of my anus, on the pothole ridden road rides a group of hooligans in a rundown black Toyota Rush, shouting out the malfunctioning windows the following phrase in an act of general defiance against imperialism, political correctness, and general wankery:
"Walking Wanker"
by dragon_ligon_deez December 24, 2016
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talk the walk

Shane can talk the walk but is a little bitch when it comes to actually walking it. He fucking lumps so he should stutter the walk.
Fuck Shane
by AceMan10 April 20, 2018
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lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
by jols007 October 15, 2010
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smoke walk

Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.
I think he's probably gonna smoke walk you with that gilbin stalker.
by Joh9 May 6, 2015
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Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.
Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'
by ritualkiller69 April 24, 2016
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vibe walk

The ultimate vibe check. This is where TWO individuals take a walk (usually smoking a blunt or joint) and have a surreal conversation about life. These conversations can get really deep so be carful who you have them with. You can not have a vibe walk with more then two people.
Wanna smoke this doob and take a vibe walk bro
by Leo is my dog December 5, 2019
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Grocery-walk

The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
Yo! Check out Sam, he lost Lolly in the store and he's busting out a mad grocery-walk.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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