Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010

My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 09, 2019

fa sho wit it

hiphoppish for: "for sure, i'm with it."

mc peepants: "yo! zed... ya wit it?"

dj zed: "fa sho wit it"

by klugscheisser June 06, 2005

Blackin wit me

the act of harrassing you or poking fun at you through ghetto/black language. also reffered to as "playin' ", "clowin", or "doggin".

Man these two fools think just cause im jewish that i dont know any black slang. All they do is whenever I come over to talk they start blackin wit me

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS September 05, 2009

fa sho wit it

Definitely in agreement with

"I'm fa sho wit it. Whatever way you wanna do it we can flow wit it."

by August March 30, 2005

Get Nasty Wit IT

Living Life To The fullest in every aspect.Whether you are eating or having sex or fighting.Get Nasty Wit It

Man I Got So Drunk last night i puked all over my dog. i get nasty wit it every weekend.

by J-10. Tampa Wicked October 02, 2008

fuck wit me

A synonym for get on my level or otherwise known as GOML(pronounced gom-elle). More hardcore way of saying GOML, both words mainly said while playing video games.

The one known as Neato is one of the main men saying this spectacular phrase.

Look at my k/d. fuck wit me bitch.

Fade fuck wit me.

by TheyCallMeNeato. February 05, 2011