Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

Velvet Elvis

When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.

‘Bro my new girl is a freak, she wants me to call the boys and set up a Velvet Elvis next Tuesday’

by Veg_tails May 11, 2024

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022