Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.
Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"
by Jonen MC May 14, 2018
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Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.
The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.
by Pseudo-vegan April 02, 2018
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That Vegan Teacher

A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.
Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being
by Just_-Ann March 09, 2022
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That vegan teacher

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut
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Hungry vegan

When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out
That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan
by Lance Armstrong's missing test January 12, 2018
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Vegan

A person who has a diet strictly of non-meat. Yet still wearing clothes made of animals which makes them look like an idiot. They shove the fact that they're a Vegan in other peoples face. They are usually loud and annoying and most people wan't to kill these people. Vegans also tend to show people videos of animals dying in factories to be made into meat products. No one gives a flying fuck, things die all the fucking time. Get the fuck over it and eat some meat. It's not going to kill you, you fucking pussy.
Mommy I've become a Vegan.
You're a disgrace to this family Johnny. Nobody likes you and you should kill yourself.
by Furker June 16, 2016
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vegan crack

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!
by Spacey April 12, 2017
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