Van-Tromp

When someone with lack of brain function gets rodgered whilst dressed in a nun's habit, often by someone who believes they're of superior intelligence. Whilst being 'van-Tromped' the 'van-Tromper' can recite Sophocles or explain Einstein's theory of relativity, or other such information akin to this.

The 'Van-Tromper' does not require batteries, just an air of arrogance. Success is achieved if the 'Van-Tromped' does not understand what is going on.

The 'Van-Tromped' should be of Dutch decent, but have no knowledge of ancestral roots, the culture or language.
That blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl dressed as a nun got utterly 'Van-Tromp -ed' last night by the entire Oxford Rugger team.
by The Big Sophsta June 18, 2010
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van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?
Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...
by ZackyZack October 23, 2017
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Van Vy

A girl who loves to smile, hot and attractive. She likes hot and funny guys so if your trying to flirt with her, be funny. She got banged with her best friend. Van Vy has a big ass.
A: She's so hot.
B: Yeah, i wish i had a girlfriend like Van Vy.
A: She's coming this way, act cool.
Van Vy: Hey.
B: *falls*
Van Vy: Laughs.
by Babylovely3931 August 10, 2012
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kombi van

Isn't the Holden van a Combo? The Kombi van was made years ago by Volkswagen.
The Combo is the only Holden that i would call a piece of shit, what...with its 64 killowatt engine Holden should've known better.
by Holden kicks ass March 23, 2004
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Merch Van

A pimped out van that has been converted to a mobile shop that sells Merch or Merchandise for teams, clubs or events.
The Cowboys Team Shop's merch van are heading to Far North Queensland for the Cowboys v Broncos trial game and are stopping off along the way to offer the latest apparel.
by TJ1970 December 08, 2020
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Dingle Van

A van which is an acctuall shit hole ( it is filthy and like mank )
Corr look at that van , looks like a proper Dingle Van
by Fstd April 28, 2019
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van Wonderen

The Van Wonderen's are one of the most influential families, originally from the Netherlands. The term Van Wonderen is often associated with richness and fame, though is sometimes linked to the infamous mob gang of Van Wonderen's in 1938, a part of a defining period in Dutch history.
'That guy looks extremely handsome, he must be a Van Wonderen!'

or

'Better not argue with that guy, he looks like he could be a Van Wonderen.'
by Smelly Cat July 05, 2008
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