Cheap Man's Vacation

A cheap vacation of exploring Google Maps. See all the sites from the comfort of your home!

I took a cheap man's vacation to Mexico with Google Maps. I ordered some Taco Bell to make it more authentic.

by Kanna-Chan June 24, 2015

60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.

Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."

by dirft84 February 3, 2010

Too much vacation

Another term for "vacation madness," which one gets when not having work or school for a long time.

I think you had too much vacation.

by anonymous February 5, 2005

resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.

Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.

by Erum December 9, 2008

shlimpop vacation

the period inbetween two jobs.

THis shlimpop vacation has been carried out for entirely too long...

by Pat Don May 13, 2005