vacation dick

A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation

"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."

by OmeGa_Doughboy April 17, 2016

vacation dick

The monster 12"+ dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday

by letitgogh April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A really small penis

That dude has a vacation dick

by Cderf900 April 10, 2016

vacation dick

The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis

I had the vacation dick last night

by Theurbanfox April 09, 2016

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak April 12, 2016

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 April 10, 2016