Ur Mom 

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

Ur Mom by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom 

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

ur mom by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom 

ur mother

haha ur mom

ur mom by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

ur mom 

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

ur mom by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

ur mom 

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

ur mom by sagexx November 21, 2021

ur mom 

Ur mom is the hottest person in the world and I’d literally smash her

ur mom is so hot lol

ur mom by Soy la 69 November 21, 2021

ur mom 

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

ur mom by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021