inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Fuck-Udders

Slang. A woman's particularly ample and/or attractive bosom. Usually used in a complimentary fashion.

Steve: Holy shit, check out the baby-feeders on that MILF!

Randy: Wow, I'd totally splooge all over those fuck-udders!

Steve: God damn I sure do love a good pair funbags.

by Tittiel0ver69 October 21, 2018

Alabama Underbite

When an inbred looking girl without teeth is going down on you and then sucks your balls from below, not under, like a fish to bait.

Ol' girl was going at me good and then dropped her dentures and hit me with an Alabama Underbite.

by Hoodlum Crew April 19, 2019

Sans Under paper

A groupchat with a bunch of noobs featuring, Ouoyupot the boomer, lordskilled with no mic xdddddd, melonofdenoob, FlamingBeast2341111111 the really cool epic dude, kingwheelsYT the bruh moment, boodaisy the nedist, power the earraper, tristone the...., parkour the parkour master and theawesomeg1 more like theawesomegoat1, a couple reincarnations of this was the bangor under paper foundation, we also have the opposing force of evil Ft. Dragn, Mythil, Emerald, goat, radical, joHny and antrixx #mazebeans are noobs

"that is a sans under paper moment" "bruh monument sans under paper"

by big chad flaming November 14, 2019

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021

cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

Tour Of The Undercarriage

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.

"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

by feed me paper August 2, 2018