twee-mail

An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.

Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!

by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter August 12, 2009

tweedale

A cool nigga that shits gold bricks, he usually is a pimp that has over 50 bitches with him at all times.

That guy must be a Tweedale

by Cosmic rhino July 19, 2014

tweedling

The act of scratching ones pens or scrotum by pinching said genitalia between ones fingers.

Are you, sir, tweedling? Yes, I am in fact, tweedling my penile unit.

by Dr. Brutal January 31, 2016

Tweed

The tuft of hair growing from the top cleft of the buttocks.

Ay man! Shave that tweed. It looks like a treasure troll peeking out your butt crack.

by RectalThermom February 9, 2017

Tweedler

Computer geek or someone who plays with themselves at the computer

"Joe played with his penis at the computer again what a tweedler" said sue

by king sexy bob the 2ed September 23, 2008

Tweeker

1. Eric Howsen
2.Tommy Trotti also known as 007 known as new minglewood blues for stealing womens from their men.

Any way these two tweekers bug out and freak out all the time and always think people are ploting agingt them.

Eric Howsen and Tommy Trotti are both tweekers.

Those two tweekers should just simmer down.

Will someone give those two tweekers both a pill.

by trizz April 2, 2004

twee

The phonetic spelling of how a person from Haiti pronounces the English number three. The location where you will most likely here this is in Little Haiti, FL.

Jean-Baptiste - "I got into accident car.."

Claims Adjuster - "You mean a CAR ACCIDENT?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.."

Claims Adjuster - "Did you have any passengers with you?"

Jean-Baptiste - "Yea.. my brother, my sister, my friend Pierre Jean, my wife, and my twee kids.."

Claims-Adjuster - "I'm sorry sir, your what children?"

Jean-Baptiste - "My kids!! I have TWEE OF DEM!!!"

by Lucidly Dreaming November 1, 2006