Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007

tater-twat

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.

Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.

by jagwah March 26, 2009

Twatapotamus

A very large, loose twat

ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

twatbucket

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.

"You're a fucknig twatbucket."

by AJ 187 September 28, 2003

Twat Shop

A company guided or principled by women.

Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

twat spackle

To fill a vagina with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the twat.

Dude, I think that chick needs some twat spackle.

by Mr. Jizzy McTesticles June 11, 2006

twat mop

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".

Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.

by S. Michael December 6, 2007