ghost turd

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it

oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

turd bucket

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.

That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.

by ITStaff July 11, 2005

Whole Lotta Turbulence

Created by, " @officialjustjo" on TikTok, it is essentially while making your ass clap by bouncing UP and Down at a rapid rate. There are different forms of this move with the second most notable being "delayed turbulence."

" I was in class and Jay started to make a Whole Lotta Turbulence whenever he jumped away from the roach.

by Cho.pz April 24, 2023

magic turd

a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.

'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'
'i thought you were quick'
'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.

ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.

by Don December 1, 2003

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

by da trick biatch December 28, 2005