colon turd

half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.

oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010

Turds With Friends

(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.

Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!

by Anthony Willy July 26, 2012

mouth turd

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.

Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.

by oibeachnc June 15, 2009

turd nugget

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

by w00t May 14, 2004

turd face

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

by Lydigan December 9, 2004

Peanut Turd

A Peanut Turd can be anything from a rather large chunky piece of shit , wherein you can pick out the exact peanut M&M'S you ate earlier that day , to actually calling someone that's a complete idiot, a Peanut Turd. Hence the phrase "Your not the smartest Peanut in the Turd" !!!!!!

(Guy)Why did you set your mom on fire yesterday ?
( Friend ) :Because man she wouldnt stop coming into my room while I was fondling Rebecca.....
(Guy)Dude you are such an F'ing Peanut Turd !!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 29, 2006

aqua turding

The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.

-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*

-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*

by CactusHeart November 15, 2010