trail love

Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.

That's some impressive trail love you got there.

by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017

slug trailing

What a woman does when she is turned on, or aroused.

A metaphor to what a slug leaves behind to a woman being wet.

"She's checking out that dude over there, she's totally Slug trailing!"

"I told her we could bang tonight, I bet she's slug trailing right now."

by Yams Lute March 18, 2009

Snail Trail

When a girl sits on a on top of a guy and rubs upwards leaving a Snail Trail on the guys stomach or male sexual organ

Last night this girl left a Snail Trail on my stomach.

by Well educated male June 21, 2020

Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016

Crappy Trail

The line of hair that a man has that runs along his taint, from his balls to his butthole. This hair sometimes gets a little crap stuck on it, hence the name Crappy Trail

Man, I really need to shave my crappy trail!

by Anthony21 May 22, 2015

snappalacian trail

when one makes use of multiple snap references

Oh snap, that's four snaps in a row. It's a snappalacian trail.

by baby squirrel February 18, 2009

outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.

Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"

by diluded000 September 23, 2009