total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

by Deathcloud420 September 14, 2019

Totally N. G.

means "totally not good"- used in the Super Milk Chan Show(best show right next to Magical Play)

I'm about five seconds short of throwing up! totally N. G.!!

by synthetika June 14, 2005

Total Bigger Death

Phrase used by the "Small Power" midget movement to be discriminatory toward tall people, whom the movement refers to as "Biggers". It is sometimes shortened to the acronym TBD.

I named my minecraft sword "Total Bigger Death" to represent my hatred for those tallies.

Today would be a fine day for Total Bigger Death!

by michaelchef October 10, 2023

Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

oh sure totally

A form of confirmation that is impossible to say non-sarcastically.

Person A: "Hey man, did you like that movie?"
Person 2: "oh sure totally."

by mmmmmmBilly April 26, 2017

total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest

i had some awesome total ass play last night

by dick stump April 3, 2010

Total Dump Job

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.

Is it true you broke up with your GF?

Had to brah, she was a total dump job.

by Zither November 24, 2009