Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

taste tornado

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.

The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!

by Jgc01 July 1, 2009

Tornado

The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.

The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023

Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warning

The forney Texas may 28 possible tornado was reported at around 6:00 am, wind speeds reached 75 mph, knocking over trees and destroying fences. Tornado sirens went off soon after the alert was given. On the same day, Valley view and garland was hit by a massive tornado. No lives were lost in forney, across the US, 100 were injured with many others losing their lives on that fateful day, many smiles were lost and the day was turned into despair, May 28 2024, was one of the saddest days for the US.

Forney Texas May 28 Tornado Warning

by Cory the rizzler June 11, 2024

tornado siren madness

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.

1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?

by IAmABuilding_2 February 28, 2025