Fuckin Tony is strokin his man-toris again cuz his 'girlfriend' won't talk to him, probly cuz he told her she's crazy.
by CapnCrouton May 11, 2004
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It honestly doesn't get as real as them. Anyone who wants to be something needs to step up their game because no one compares. People constantly complain about how perfect they are...This should be a college course. Ali and Tori 101
It honestly doesn't get as real as them. Anyone who wants to be something needs to step up their game because no one compares. People constantly complain about how perfect they are...This should be a college course. Ali and Tori 101
by Shake what ya momma gave ya August 26, 2011
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Likes to let out her inner bitch and show who's boss but is the sweetest to all her friends.
Also known as Miss Norway as she is so beautiful and has a Norwegian name.
Is always short on money but she always ends up getting what she wants, which is normally drunk.
Has a habit of kissing random guys at parties when drunk.
Likes to let out her inner bitch and show who's boss but is the sweetest to all her friends.
Also known as Miss Norway as she is so beautiful and has a Norwegian name.
Is always short on money but she always ends up getting what she wants, which is normally drunk.
Has a habit of kissing random guys at parties when drunk.
Guy #1: Whoa! She looks like a goddess and is freaking awesome.
Guy #2: Oh. Thats Torild. Otherwise known as Miss Norway.
Guy #2: Oh. Thats Torild. Otherwise known as Miss Norway.
by Sophie Pricecorn December 6, 2011
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also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008
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by aabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzzz October 24, 2011
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by Smurf's Giant August 19, 2011
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