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Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 7, 2016
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Yo God, tonebank really gots dis bitch crunkin' up in herre tonite.
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Toner had a boner and was a stoner?
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1.) Liquid used to help operate printers or overheads.
2.) Extreamly Gay Guy who things hes super cool
1.) Use the toner to fix the printer
2.) Man, that guy is being such a toner that i want to shoot him in the ass.
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