taint

Taint is the spot between your ass and whatever genetalia you have. it's the perenium, but it's often called the taint. the reason for that is "t'aint your cooter, t'aint your pooter, that's why we call it taint." or "t'aint your bottom, t'aint your scrotum (scraw-tum), that's why we call it taint."

Bettie: Bob, your mustache is tickling me down there, you know, in my perenium!
Bob: Well, technically it's called the perenium, but I like to call it your "taint".

by millertime73 October 5, 2006

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Taint

Taint aka chin rest.

While performing cunnilingus, he rested his chin on her taint.

by Joytime November 18, 2010

Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated

Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....

by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011

Nigger Tint

Really dark tint, to the point where you can't see into the car at all from the outside, generally illegal in most states.

Usually accompanied by over sized chrome rims, and huge sub woofers in the trunk.

Look at the tint job on that car, is that even legal? No, they got that nigger tint, you can't see in at all!
Dang Mike, when did you put that nigger tint on your car?

by TheRealBigN May 16, 2013

terrorizing my taint

Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.

Alright, you're terrorizing my taint already.

by 69Dawn October 16, 2005

taint

An American slang term for the human perineum.

"I decided that Yahoo could munch on my taint." (www.maddox.xmission.com)

by neptina March 24, 2005