full tilt

when someone has been loosing big hands in texas hold 'em and is playing very aggressively to try and recoup the loses.

after loosing that last hand he went full tilt.

by RiCO22 July 20, 2006

Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)

Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*

by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

Toilet cough

The sound a toilet makes when you take a very large dump. After flushing the toilet, it can not handle it and all the water runs out, the overworked crapper makes a coughing sound as it tries to pass your recent donation.

I was sitting in the stall this morning and the guy next to me must be eating too much brand. He flushed and the toilet coughed like it was dying, like an old man with TB.

by Manshoon July 13, 2009

toilet material

Any material used while defecating on the toilet. Can be a magazine, shampoo bottle, or a book. This material is usually pointless, but makes for good reading while doing number 2.

Hey Joe, hand me that toilet material ( while pointing at the back of a vhs case).

by ihihihih January 14, 2010

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

by jazryo December 27, 2010

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015