Toilet Math

A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.

Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.

by Fasters January 12, 2022

bitch-toilet

A toilet who's interior bowl region is shallow enough to cause a mans' testicles to drop directly into the toilet water.

"Oh man! It looked like a tall toilet but it was a bitch-toilet and now I have to wash my nuts!", said Jim.

by Fuzzster January 14, 2017

Toilet skating

Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..

Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck

Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for

Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide

by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015

Cocoa Toilet

When the toilet is filled with brown water, either because the toilet was clogged with shit, or the toilet just had shit sitting in it for too long. As a result, the toilet looks like a big cup of hot cocoa (but sure as hell doesn't taste or smell like it).

Damn! Someone call the janitor! The boy's bathroom's gotta cocoa toilet goin on in it!

by MistaNES April 3, 2011

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.

Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019