toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011

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toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

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toaster strudel bukake

The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.

"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."

by jizzyjack October 12, 2014

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toaster bananza

1.The act of taking a toaster to carnival, or some famous festival.
2.The sound bread makes when it pops out of the toaster.

HOLY COW! My bread just had a toaster bananza!

by TURTLENECK 121209 October 10, 2017

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toasti

That one guy that loves cats.
Also silences all liberals.

Word for knowing politics
..And a lot of history.

What was anarchism again...?

Also messed up way of spelling toast. Seriously, who adds the i?

Get yourself a toasti honestly. Best teacher and great support

People: *talking*
toasti: *politics*
People: oh hey its toasti

Want to talk about history

toasti: SILENCE, LIBERAL *history noises*

by guhehe October 14, 2019

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