by yo yo nursed February 08, 2006
When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood
by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018
by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 04, 2014
Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!
by Blubber the fat fuck August 03, 2007
Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.
"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"
-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true
-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true
by mcgillicutty May 10, 2006
A sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. An alcohol soaked bedmate.
Her ,"Wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed."
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".
by People Watcher December 19, 2009
When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
by The Double D from O September 03, 2010