SAM

The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.

SAM is the BIGGEST chick magnet in the whole school!

by UNCOUNTABLE March 18, 2022

Sam

Gay as fuck

"Dude Sam is Gay as fuck"

by Sam_is_Pan April 13, 2020

Sam

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks

whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!

by SamHansen420 November 16, 2017

Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.

He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.

by A cockmongler September 04, 2016

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.

That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 04, 2020

Sam

Sam is a wannabe cowboy.

Sam is crying and shaking cause he was told he would never be a real cowboy.

by I’m not dan April 22, 2019