Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex
Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid
by stupidimnotputtingmyname February 18, 2011
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Tax that ass

He knocked out my brother last night so when I find him I'm gonna tax that ass!
by Mainland joker July 21, 2011
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dick tax

Dick tax refers to the extra tax that should be charged on goods and services provided to someone who is a complete and total dick.
It would have been $5, but since you were such a dick, it will be a 72% increase due to dick tax.
by Pumpkin Dump Cake August 02, 2015
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Black tax

The higher prices that black people have to pay for

1) goods - often due to a lack of large grocery stores, mass market discounters

2) insurance, mortages, loans

due to their ethnicity
Buffy and Biff can get a lower rate on a home mortgage than Rasheed and LaShawna due to the black tax.
by silverkris March 17, 2008
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tax obesity

The size of the state that loses all recognition of Constitutional constraints, but creates policy to secure jobs from ill-gotten taxation. Without emergency Constitutional surgery, the rate of growth becomes life-threatening to both the state and the taxpayer.
The United States is undergoing a condition known as tax obesity.
Dr. Ron Paul is the only one capable to perform the liberty-saving proceedure necessary.
by freerifleman August 15, 2007
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luxury tax

"Please close the goddamn door all the way so we can keep the luxury tax down"
by Marie Bethaliz February 05, 2010
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rice tax

Additional cost added to a car because of shitty modifications made by ricers.
Me: I just got a new car, but it costed $500 above average prece because of the shitty spoiler on the back that I'm gonna have to remove anyway, god damn rice tax.
by BooritoLover February 16, 2016
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