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Country Toads

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.
by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019
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Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping
"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"
by Beantoads April 30, 2016
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Toad fest

toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
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toad

its a thic cute boi
Thats a toad
by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023
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Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*
by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019
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Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself
I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
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Toad's make out

This song would be perfect for a Toad's make out
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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