skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

by Pete Timmers May 2, 2018

Skunk-nug

A nugget size turd that has the powerful pungent stank of skunk funk.

Mike drank eight heinekens last night and just dropped a skunk-nug in toilet. Tell him to double flush.

by jenjenarino April 20, 2009

skunk butt

when your friend or colleague has been farting all day

co-worker 1: holy shit! It smells like a dirty corn hole in here.

co-worker 2: yeah, Drakes been eating hard boiled eggs and cabbage since 9 o'clock

co-worker 1: yup,he's got a case of the skunk butt

by jercface April 13, 2014

time skunk

A person who wastes your time

Have you seen a time skunk lately?

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.

This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III

by erkawot March 22, 2009

Skunk Treatment

smoking weed, getting blazed up, burn a roach, etc...

yo Dawg i beat you in hoops and i was on the skunk treatment

by Fade August 29, 2004

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013