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Biting your sheets

This term is mostly used when you are thinking of someone while masturbating or having really good rough sex mainly in down ward doggy position.
Him: Why are you biting your sheets you said you liked it rough?
Her: Not that rough though I'm practically chewing holes.
by wink_wonk June 3, 2019
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One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.
Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!
by Infinia March 21, 2016
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Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed
Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets
by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022
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Shit Sheet Bandit

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
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3 sheets to the wind

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020
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red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.
Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet
by Keith678 January 1, 2017
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