shannon

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend

me: i love you shannon

by definitely-not-a-fan October 30, 2021

Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 23, 2022

Shannon Jackson

A German Jewish twat
Not racist just that they're a dumb fritz

Shannon Jackson is a horrible piefke

by NotSamson February 6, 2022

Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

Hit Shannon wallis day

You can hit Shannon wallis anywhere on every Wednesday

Hit Shannon wallis day you can hit her on every Wednesday.

by Epicgamer6969696969 October 13, 2020