shannon

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend

me: i love you shannon

by definitely-not-a-fan October 31, 2021

RHIB

rigid hulled inflatable boat used by the armed forces

a zodiac rhib was deployed for the unit to cross the river

by definitely-not-a-fan October 04, 2021

kentucky plug

When, during sex, you shove your thumb up the recipient's asshole like it's a bleeding neck wound, kentucky ballistics style.

Bro, I gave my gf the kentucky plug last night, i need a new girlfriend.

by definitely-not-a-fan May 21, 2021

Zoom

noun - the video-conference chat company that used to be a nothing compared to skype, that was behind the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

Bro, I swear, zoom cause the covid pandemic, no cap!

by definitely-not-a-fan January 15, 2021

that one ftm friend

everybody who is transfem - me among them - has that one ftm friend who you want to trade clothes with. you give him jeans, he'll give you a dress and a skirt. he will save your life. And he will give you gender euphoria

me: heyyyyy, so i have some black jeans and a button-down...
that one ftm friend: i'll give you 3 skirts for them.
me: DEAL. YOU HAVE A DEAL

by definitely-not-a-fan November 11, 2021