Definitions by definitely-not-a-fan

that one ftm friend

everybody who is transfem - me among them - has that one ftm friend who you want to trade clothes with. you give him jeans, he'll give you a dress and a skirt. he will save your life. And he will give you gender euphoria

me: heyyyyy, so i have some black jeans and a button-down...
that one ftm friend: i'll give you 3 skirts for them.
me: DEAL. YOU HAVE A DEAL

that one ftm friend by definitely-not-a-fan November 10, 2021

shannon 

the literal definition of perfect
will never hurt or disappoint you
acts tough, but if you treat her well, she will be your best friend

me: i love you shannon

shannon by definitely-not-a-fan October 30, 2021

RHIB 

rigid hulled inflatable boat used by the armed forces

a zodiac rhib was deployed for the unit to cross the river

RHIB by definitely-not-a-fan October 3, 2021

kentucky plug 

When, during sex, you shove your thumb up the recipient's asshole like it's a bleeding neck wound, kentucky ballistics style.

Bro, I gave my gf the kentucky plug last night, i need a new girlfriend.

kentucky plug by definitely-not-a-fan May 20, 2021

Zoom 

noun - the video-conference chat company that used to be a nothing compared to skype, that was behind the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.

Bro, I swear, zoom cause the covid pandemic, no cap!

Zoom by definitely-not-a-fan January 15, 2021