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Meatball

(adj.) – One who possesses cornball, goofball, moronic or better yet, ‘meatball’ behavioral patterns that do not align with the general consensus of commoners that practice the use of common sense.

This also includes ‘Meatball Behavior’ to describe certain patterns similar to definition given above.
Shut yo’ Meatball head-ass up…

This that Meatball Behavior I be talkin’ about…
by Mansa Musaa December 13, 2025
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New Haven Meatball

when a girl shits diarrhea all over a man’s balls and he proceeds to dunk them into her mouth. Commonly combined with marinara sauce.
Yo you wanna hit up Yale University to put this hoe into a New Haven Meatball?
by New Haven Meatball December 24, 2025
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Neapolitan Meatball

the act of serving someone a plate of spaghetti accompanied by a blowjob
Fred: what’re you doing tonight? wanna catch the game?
Stanley: ahh no can do, Freddy. Belinda said a Neapolitan Meatball is on the menu tonight.
Fred: you’re a lucky, lucky man, Stan
by Hhh Bologne December 30, 2025
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Neapolitan Meatball

the act of serving someone a plate of spaghetti accompanied by a blowjob
Fred: whatcha doin’ tonight? wanna catch the game?
Stanley: ahh no can do Freddy, Belinda said a Neapolitan Meatball is on the menu tonight
Fred: you’re a lucky, lucky man, Stan
by Hhh Bologne December 30, 2025
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dutch meatball

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.
It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.
by Woobey February 14, 2025
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Malaysian Meatball

The product of a Malaysian gamete meeting a Ukrainian gamete. Often used to describe idiots who use their enemies'
names as fodder on Urban Dictionary to create fake and malicious definitions . As well as to describe idiots who use Chinese spy applications to break into his enemies' mobile and other internet connected devices. A person who cannot write a grammatically correct sentence which makes sense, and suffers from permanent brain damage, from spending all day on the internet.
A typical Malaysian Meatball is a hypocrite who violently attacks his enemies physically and verbally.
by HAMILTON THE RACIST March 21, 2025
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Meatballed

Goofed up or fucked up, or mishandled a situation.
“Gee, I think I really meatballed that date last night. She's never gonna call me again. I knew I shouldn’t have talked about the pigeon I’m training the whole time.”
by Meatballer June 30, 2023
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