by loito69 July 12, 2009
Get the All australian shrimp COCKtailmug. A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
Get the Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Poolmug. An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"
Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019
Get the Shrimp Cocktailmug. by ScomTott September 28, 2021
Get the Titanic Cocktailmug. When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.
by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020
Get the indian cocktailmug. When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
by MayoBartender November 24, 2021
Get the Cumayo cocktailmug. by Strawlberry May 12, 2021
Get the Fruit Cocktailmug.