To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.
by Rodarkk December 26, 2016
Get the Power-washmug. When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
Get the Guilt Washmug. The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke-washmug. To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018
Get the Welfare washmug. by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
Get the helmet washedmug. The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019
Get the Christ-Washingmug. by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
Get the Early Washmug.