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Empty Sheet Of Paper

by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Overshot your sheets

Hooking up with someone more attractive than you. Dating someone higher class than you.
If you’re an average guy hooking up with a supermodel you really overshot your sheets.
by Harveyorles May 7, 2019
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3 sheets to the wind

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Shit Sheet Bandit

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
by captainautismo September 10, 2019
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Unda da sheets

having sex with your mum in your bed
Unda da sheets... Unda da sheets... me and your muda makin your broda... under da sheets
by uderthesheetswithyourmum August 3, 2022
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Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.
Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.
by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020
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Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.
Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!
by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011
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