When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
Get the Seed Snorkelermug. by Skamakazi March 28, 2010
Get the Sleepy Seedmug. David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
Get the David Sunflower Seedsmug. 
Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
Get the Bail Seedsmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.0.5.4.3.0>The Sunflower Deed The Sunflower Seed, Duh, Huh, duh, Mhm<.0.5.4.3.0..>mug. 