Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

by furriiayes September 2, 2021

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Help

To help means to assist someone so if you're not wearing the tinfoil hat and looking for aliens you're not helping them, you're giving them aid.

He's not imprisoned we're just trying to help, he's simply being restrained with a straight jacket in a padded cell so we can make him socially compliant.

by WGstyles July 28, 2023

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Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

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HELP :-
This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.
help. :-
This is saying the word "help" as to show the need of actual help
help :-

This means the he/she is depressed
HELPJD :-

Means he/she exited af

HELP I am bored.
help.
help I don't feel good.
HELPJD she said yes!

by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024

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help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016

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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

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