The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
El Chong Cuey is fearless... Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee."
by Caffeine Crusher January 13, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. Willy T, the work colleague on the desk next to you, farts...
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
'Will, what have you eaten because that absolutely chongs?!'
by Lord M Lemon June 5, 2019
Get the Chongsmug. by P Pakdeejit February 19, 2017
Get the miss chongmug. verb to take full advantage of ones position or others generosity without giving anything in return, especially when it comes to food
Robert came to my restaurant today, he really chonged me
I am coming to visit you tomorrow with my entire family. I will chong you
I am coming to visit you tomorrow with my entire family. I will chong you
by poldino November 29, 2021
Get the Chongmug. Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.
by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016
Get the Matthew chongmug. by jeurfhejfijsfuisefesf May 18, 2021
Get the Chongmug. "skippitydop Ching Chong who are you."
by not a 40 yr old man. April 16, 2023
Get the skippitydop Ching Chongmug.